Post by TheRealistCrow on Apr 11, 2016 2:16:02 GMT -6
(Side Note: This side story will be written entirely in fist person past tense from the perspective of Tetsu. Please enjoy.)
Alright, good readers of this amateur-produced work of fiction. If you don't know who I am, well...you should read the original story and remember it, assholes. But, since I don't expect you to go back and read it, I'll just give you my given name. I am Tetsu, a cynical individual that is surrounded by crazy people that I work with, go to school with, and am friends with. Now, what I'm about to tell you is, by far, the dumbest thing to ever happen in my life. That is alot coming from me, who sees stupid shit every day. If it's not people, it's badly written ecchi harem anime that I wanna just burn on the stake. But, now I'm getting off topic. Let's begin this disaster off with...well, probably one of the worst people I know.
"Tetsu, can you take this order out to table 1?" Yuki had asked to me, in a seemingly nice way with the kind of sweet smile that would make you throw the hell up. So, to set the scene, it was early morning and I can tell everyone that I was working with was tired as shit, considering it was 7 AM on a Sunday. The only person who wasn't tired, for whatever reason, was Tokachi for some reason. But, that's besides the point. So, at the moment, the only ones who were up and would actually come here this early in the morning was this grandma, probably in her seventies and would probably be confused if I told her that we can deliver to her house via a phone app. Yep, that generic grandma that is similar to yours and everyone's...except for those people with the cool grandmas.
Anyway, what I'm trying to get across was that the grandma was the only one in the entire store, waiting for her order. We were not busy at all whatsoever, yet Yuki was trying to make me do it like she had better things to do. "Uh...exactly why? You have it in your hands, the table is a few steps away...do it yourself." I tell her in a serious, but irritated tone.
"But I'm tired!" She wines to me, which makes me, of course, more irritated.
"And who isn't?" I ask her, since that statement would apply to EVERYONE! But, then, she pointed her finger to Ren, who was (again) the most awake person there. I got even more irritated as I slowly turned Yuki towards him. "Well, if he's not tired, why not ask him to do it?" I ask her in a kind of nice way...ok, I have to admit, it wasn't that much nice at all, really. It was more like I was pushing her away while trying to restrain myself from, well...picking her ass up and hurling her over there like an American football player would a football. So, she ends up getting him to do it, which made me feel so much better...until SHE walked it.
So, the first thing I hear is this organ music that was clearly being played though a kind of small, cheap speaker. Now, for those people who don't know what the music was, think of that scary music that plays in almost any kind of old scary movie imaginable. You know, the one that goes 'Dun Dun Duuuuuun Dududududuuuduuu'...yep, that one. For classical music heads, it was Bach's famous piece in D minor. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, I can't really help you...moron.
Anyway, hearing this, my first thought wasn't 'Huh? Where is that coming from?'...it was 'Who the hell is playing that shit at 7 AM on a Sunday?' Still, I did look around the corner into the main part of the store, looking towards the door to see the person who was playing the music...oh boy. Just by the look of the girl who walked in, I knew right then and there...that something so terrible was gonna happen today, in this café. If only I knew, I would have called out sick to escape being a witness to such stupidity...but, everything happens for a reason.
So, this girl had a damn umbrella with her, which she still had open in the café. She was wearing a gothic Lolita outfit, the main color being white with the frills being black. She wore this small hat, that could fit a 5-year old, which was tied to her head with a black ribbon. Her eyes were bloody red, her nails were black, and she wore formal shoes. Now, here's the funniest thing about the outfit that had caught my eye immediately, knowing exactly what kind of danger was coming into this café. On her back...was a pair of bat wings that seemed real from far away, but since I'm not an idiot, I knew immediately that they were fake. With the red bow centered around where her boobs would be, she looked exactly like a cosplayer...but, I would soon know that what I just described and assumed was the tip of the ice berg.
"Greeting, mere humans!" She said aloud, followed by myself covering my face with my hands as I groaned. It was so terrible...so horrible...a god damn Chuuibyou in real life! Why has god punished me so?! "I am Rini Sorano, the Daughter of Count Dracula! If you wish for me not to suck all the blood from your weak bodies, you will serve me at this excuse of a café!" I should really be recording this, but I think I would get in trouble if I did. However, after looking to my side to see Mitsu doing exactly that, all I could do is follow suit. Mitsu is ditsy sometimes, but she has her moment of pure brilliance. Not my type though.
"Alright! I'll take you to your table, Miss Sorano." Tokachi told her, walking over to her with a big smile on his face. You know, I really don't how he is so nice, compared to what he has done in the past. I mean, I know the whole thing relating to that, but how can he be so nice? Anyway, he takes her to Table 2 and starts asking her what she would like. She starts talking about stuff filled with blood and stuff, which ended with Tokachi coming back and telling us "We need 2 raspberry filled doughnuts and a hot chocolate." Yep, that's what I would think she would get. In any case, everything was going good at the moment...until the order was ready. For whatever reason, the place had became a bit busy and Tokachi was busy with orders, myself included, so guess who had to bring the order to Miss Vampire? The self-proclaimed goddess, Yuki.
And here is where the morning went from stupid to absolutely retarded...meaning that it was about to become great.
To be updated...
Alright, good readers of this amateur-produced work of fiction. If you don't know who I am, well...you should read the original story and remember it, assholes. But, since I don't expect you to go back and read it, I'll just give you my given name. I am Tetsu, a cynical individual that is surrounded by crazy people that I work with, go to school with, and am friends with. Now, what I'm about to tell you is, by far, the dumbest thing to ever happen in my life. That is alot coming from me, who sees stupid shit every day. If it's not people, it's badly written ecchi harem anime that I wanna just burn on the stake. But, now I'm getting off topic. Let's begin this disaster off with...well, probably one of the worst people I know.
"Tetsu, can you take this order out to table 1?" Yuki had asked to me, in a seemingly nice way with the kind of sweet smile that would make you throw the hell up. So, to set the scene, it was early morning and I can tell everyone that I was working with was tired as shit, considering it was 7 AM on a Sunday. The only person who wasn't tired, for whatever reason, was Tokachi for some reason. But, that's besides the point. So, at the moment, the only ones who were up and would actually come here this early in the morning was this grandma, probably in her seventies and would probably be confused if I told her that we can deliver to her house via a phone app. Yep, that generic grandma that is similar to yours and everyone's...except for those people with the cool grandmas.
Anyway, what I'm trying to get across was that the grandma was the only one in the entire store, waiting for her order. We were not busy at all whatsoever, yet Yuki was trying to make me do it like she had better things to do. "Uh...exactly why? You have it in your hands, the table is a few steps away...do it yourself." I tell her in a serious, but irritated tone.
"But I'm tired!" She wines to me, which makes me, of course, more irritated.
"And who isn't?" I ask her, since that statement would apply to EVERYONE! But, then, she pointed her finger to Ren, who was (again) the most awake person there. I got even more irritated as I slowly turned Yuki towards him. "Well, if he's not tired, why not ask him to do it?" I ask her in a kind of nice way...ok, I have to admit, it wasn't that much nice at all, really. It was more like I was pushing her away while trying to restrain myself from, well...picking her ass up and hurling her over there like an American football player would a football. So, she ends up getting him to do it, which made me feel so much better...until SHE walked it.
So, the first thing I hear is this organ music that was clearly being played though a kind of small, cheap speaker. Now, for those people who don't know what the music was, think of that scary music that plays in almost any kind of old scary movie imaginable. You know, the one that goes 'Dun Dun Duuuuuun Dududududuuuduuu'...yep, that one. For classical music heads, it was Bach's famous piece in D minor. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, I can't really help you...moron.
Anyway, hearing this, my first thought wasn't 'Huh? Where is that coming from?'...it was 'Who the hell is playing that shit at 7 AM on a Sunday?' Still, I did look around the corner into the main part of the store, looking towards the door to see the person who was playing the music...oh boy. Just by the look of the girl who walked in, I knew right then and there...that something so terrible was gonna happen today, in this café. If only I knew, I would have called out sick to escape being a witness to such stupidity...but, everything happens for a reason.
So, this girl had a damn umbrella with her, which she still had open in the café. She was wearing a gothic Lolita outfit, the main color being white with the frills being black. She wore this small hat, that could fit a 5-year old, which was tied to her head with a black ribbon. Her eyes were bloody red, her nails were black, and she wore formal shoes. Now, here's the funniest thing about the outfit that had caught my eye immediately, knowing exactly what kind of danger was coming into this café. On her back...was a pair of bat wings that seemed real from far away, but since I'm not an idiot, I knew immediately that they were fake. With the red bow centered around where her boobs would be, she looked exactly like a cosplayer...but, I would soon know that what I just described and assumed was the tip of the ice berg.
"Greeting, mere humans!" She said aloud, followed by myself covering my face with my hands as I groaned. It was so terrible...so horrible...a god damn Chuuibyou in real life! Why has god punished me so?! "I am Rini Sorano, the Daughter of Count Dracula! If you wish for me not to suck all the blood from your weak bodies, you will serve me at this excuse of a café!" I should really be recording this, but I think I would get in trouble if I did. However, after looking to my side to see Mitsu doing exactly that, all I could do is follow suit. Mitsu is ditsy sometimes, but she has her moment of pure brilliance. Not my type though.
"Alright! I'll take you to your table, Miss Sorano." Tokachi told her, walking over to her with a big smile on his face. You know, I really don't how he is so nice, compared to what he has done in the past. I mean, I know the whole thing relating to that, but how can he be so nice? Anyway, he takes her to Table 2 and starts asking her what she would like. She starts talking about stuff filled with blood and stuff, which ended with Tokachi coming back and telling us "We need 2 raspberry filled doughnuts and a hot chocolate." Yep, that's what I would think she would get. In any case, everything was going good at the moment...until the order was ready. For whatever reason, the place had became a bit busy and Tokachi was busy with orders, myself included, so guess who had to bring the order to Miss Vampire? The self-proclaimed goddess, Yuki.
And here is where the morning went from stupid to absolutely retarded...meaning that it was about to become great.
To be updated...